Un-Impressive Web Presence

i use this instead of Axe.

I think I found my father’s hideout. (at Myrtle Beach Boardwalk)

Dane and me at my chateau. Those were the days.

so proud of dad. everyone needs jeans that don’t bind the legs.

SAW THIS LAYING ON THE STREET. HURRICANE SANDY’S WRATH.

my two dads

80’s COCAINE ADDICT FORTUNE COOKIE (Taken with Instagram)

Most Boring Cereal Name Seen Today (Taken with Instagram)

ME IN SPEEDOS WITH SOME DWEEB (Taken with Instagram)