rm_f1st('0','280','true','false','000000','3GTYNwN27XV','true','ff0000'); I am an Uber-Dirtbag, made of the parts from lesser dirtbags… I am also a yo-yo enthusiast, as well as an avid reader of smut… Inquire About Me DanK Charnley’s Mediocre MusicTwitterFollow @DanKCharnley Don’t Make That Face on Twitter Counter.com FacebookEmail Me at dankcharnley@gmail.com new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 6, interval: 6000, width: 250, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: true, loop: true, live: true, hashtags: true, timestamp: false, avatars: false, behavior: 'default' } }).render().setUser('DanKCharnley').start(); Un-Impressive Web PresenceTumblr (3.0; @dankcharnley)http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/i use this instead of Axe.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3eeb917e4d0b81c0c0364046c1359d34/tumblr_meu8y2F5lF1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i use this instead of Axe.</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/37669401600http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/37669401600Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:22:50 -0500Superzeros - more @copywrite & @dankcharnley<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/a76ffd55b2" width="400" height="335" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a76ffd55b2/superzeros" title="'from DanKCharnley">Superzeros</a> - more @copywrite & @dankcharnley<iframe frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2Fa76ffd55b2%2Fsuperzeros&send=false&layout=button_count&width=150&show_faces=false&action=like&height=21"></iframe></p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/37441488775http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/37441488775Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:28:07 -0500Superzeros Pot TitsI think I found my father’s hideout. (at Myrtle Beach...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdumkrqDXf1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think I found my father’s hideout. (at Myrtle Beach Boardwalk)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/36218778171http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/36218778171Wed, 21 Nov 2012 12:43:39 -0500Dane and me at my chateau. Those were the days.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpip7K1sO1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dane and me at my chateau. Those were the days.</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/36024250945http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/36024250945Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:31:54 -0500so proud of dad. everyone needs jeans that don’t bind the...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdafieMtwJ1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>so proud of dad. everyone needs jeans that don’t bind the legs.</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/35426745085http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/35426745085Sat, 10 Nov 2012 14:59:02 -0500SAW THIS LAYING ON THE STREET. HURRICANE SANDY’S WRATH.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcogq3UbLQ1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SAW THIS LAYING ON THE STREET. HURRICANE SANDY’S WRATH.</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/34598545411http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/34598545411Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:18:02 -0400my two dads<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9druTOsk1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my two dads</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/34048348934http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/34048348934Sun, 21 Oct 2012 15:50:18 -040080’s COCAINE ADDICT FORTUNE COOKIE (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr7xn2BC11qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>80’s COCAINE ADDICT FORTUNE COOKIE (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/33397009672http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/33397009672Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:27:23 -0400Most Boring Cereal Name Seen Today (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbksm8zaTl1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Most Boring Cereal Name Seen Today (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/33156776930http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/33156776930Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:10:56 -0400ME IN SPEEDOS WITH SOME DWEEB (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxhyxM1sU1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ME IN SPEEDOS WITH SOME DWEEB (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/32290631064http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/32290631064Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:16:09 -0400POOP-CHUTE (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f2xndw471qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>POOP-CHUTE (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/30315046083http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/30315046083Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:00:59 -0400SHE INVENTED SEX. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rf5qyRY01qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SHE INVENTED SEX. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/29423842790http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/29423842790Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:22:37 -0400MY DREAM JOB. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8asbuhQYu1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MY DREAM JOB. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/28782057919http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/28782057919Sun, 05 Aug 2012 15:47:53 -0400SHE JUST SHARTED. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84xhpDlap1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SHE JUST SHARTED. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/28560070192http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/28560070192Thu, 02 Aug 2012 11:53:48 -0400I BEAT OFF TO THIS ON THE REG!!<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R80JaqpOqJc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I BEAT OFF TO THIS ON THE REG!!</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/28252656364http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/28252656364Sun, 29 Jul 2012 03:03:58 -0400Me throwing down a nasty slam dunk while looking directly at the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kvvmpADu1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me throwing down a nasty slam dunk while looking directly at the camera. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/27780178530http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/27780178530Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:06:58 -0400My beard is looking healthy. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m728xiB3NQ1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My beard is looking healthy. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/27063800808http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/27063800808Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:34:30 -0400”Should” be able to???!? WORST FORTUNE EVER. (Taken with...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6o9svqa5F1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>”Should” be able to???!? WORST FORTUNE EVER. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/26541672801http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/26541672801Thu, 05 Jul 2012 01:26:54 -0400My lovechild with Marilyn Monroe. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6em2v5LcQ1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My lovechild with Marilyn Monroe. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/26175742974http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/26175742974Fri, 29 Jun 2012 20:16:06 -0400Awesome read. Powerful stuff! (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a62aJS0v1qav41co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Awesome read. Powerful stuff! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a>)</p>http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/26000759604http://dankcharnley.tumblr.com/post/26000759604Wed, 27 Jun 2012 10:39:46 -0400